12 Days of Christmas – According to Your Body

Happy Saturday and 1st of December everyone!  Things are really heating up out there, so stay hydrated - and for those who work in the sunshine, if you are drinking loads of water and aren't feeling quenched, take one of those bottles of water with a dose of sugar free electrolytes - you'll be surprised how much stamina it gives you, how hydrated you feel and its great to prevent cramps in the muscles caused by magnesium salts being sweated out.  I have a special this month on Endura so call me and we will get you ready for Summer!

As most of you may be in a tradition of putting your Christmas tree up today, here is a little ditty I put together to get you into the mood (and to remind you your body is trying to tell you something right now - please all I want for Christmas is to be happy and healthy...)

 On the first day of Christmas my human gave to me – a large dose of lethargy

On the second day of Christmas my human gave to me – 2 damn indigestion and a large dose of lethargy

On the third day of Christmas my human gave to me – 3 loose stools, damn indigestion and a large dose of lethargy

On the fourth day of Christmas my human gave to me – 4 bouts of sneezing, 3 loose stools, damn indigestion and a large dose of lethargy

On the fifth day of Christmas my human gave to me – FIIIIVE painful cramps...4 bouts of sneezing, 3 loose stools, damn indigestion and a large dose of lethargy

On the sixth day of Christmas my human gave to me – 6 brand new gall stones, 5 painful cramps, 4 bouts of sneezing, 3 loose stools, damn indigestion and a large dose of lethargy

On the seventh day of Christmas my human gave to me – 7 toxic headaches, 6 brand new gall stones, 5 painful cramps, 4 bouts of sneezing, 3 loose stools, damn indigestion and a large dose of lethargy

On the eighth day of Christmas my human gave to me – 8 more backs spasms, 7 toxic headaches, 6 brand new gall stones, 5 painful cramps, 4 bouts of sneezing, 3 loose stools, damn indigestion and a large dose of lethargy

On the ninth day of Christmas my human gave to me –9 inflamed zits, 8 more back spasms, 7 toxic headaches, 6 brand new gall stones, 5 painful cramps, 4 bouts of sneezing, 3 loose stools, damn indigestion and a large dose of lethargy

On the tenth day of Christmas my human gave to me –10 UTI’s, 9 inflamed zits, 8 more back spasms, 7 toxic headaches, 6 brand new gall stones, 5 painful cramps, 4 bouts of sneezing,3 loose stools, damn indigestion and a large dose of lethargy

On the eleventh day of Christmas my human gave to me –11 days of sunstroke, 10 UTI’s, 9 inflamed zits, 8 more back spasms, 7 toxic headaches, 6 brand new gall stones, 5 painful cramps, 4 bouts of sneezing,3 loose stools, damn indigestion and a large dose of lethargy

On the eleventh day of Christmas my human gave to me –11 days of sunstroke, 10 UTI’s, 9 inflamed zits, 8 more back spasms, 7 toxic headaches, 6 brand new gall stones, 5 painful cramps, 4 bouts of sneezing,3 loose stools, damn indigestion and a large dose of lethargy

On the twelfth day of Christmas my human gave to me –12 sleepless nights...11 days of sunstroke, 10 UTI’s, 9 inflamed zits, 8 more back spasms, 7 toxic headaches, 6 brand new gall stones, 5 painful cramps, 4 bouts of sneezing,3 loose stools, damn indigestion and a large dose of lethargy...

Remember - this is the home stretch to the big day, there is loads of potential for burnout in the next three weeks, for your Christmas Survival packed (gift wrapped) - reply to this email, send me a facebook message or call on 0438461178 - I have mine locked and loaded and ready to go!

 

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